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Flagwaver, GladDog, and Eulb walk into the Starboard Lounge, and sit next to each other at the bar. Penniguin looks at them, and is perplexed. They are in impeccable condition, other than GladDog has a slightly black and blue eye. She stands up, walks over to the trio and puts her hand on Eulb's shoulder and says, "I thought you all were going to go fight some SRAGs. But other than GladDog's eye, you look like you are all are going to a party." Eulb turns, and with a face bereft of emotion says, "We got there and there were a dozen or maybe more SRAGs, and we were kinda worried. Then GladDog says, "OK gang, make sure your ass is covered."

The next thing you know, Flag, 'Dog and I are cowering in fear, and Gladness glares at us mercilessly as she goes into the middle of the SRAGs. A Black cloud expands from her body, and the next thing you know, there are SRAG body parts everywhere."

The she walked away towards the nearby apartments, and says, "The fear will fade." Then she smacks GladDog upside the head and says, "Thanks for reminding me about UNCOVERING MY ASS!"

Penniguin, noting GladDog's black and blue eye, says, "Is she always that violent?" 'Dog sighs, rubs his eyes and says, "Only when she's awake." Then he takes a big gulp of his beer... "Actually, she is pretty sweet, unless people see her butt..."

A black... thing... enters the bar. It walks in, and EVERYONE is paying attention; the hostility it is giving off is palpable! With everyone in the bar paralyzed with fear, the murky outer layers fade, and everyone can see it is Gladness. But the look on her face would bring the greatest Supernatural Robot Alien Gang Member to its knees...

"WHO THE HELL TOOK PICTURES OF MY BUTT?!?!?"

She walks up to one of the patrons, and she touches his shoulder. Unknown to him, she used Touch of Fear. The color in his face drains, and he pisses himself. "N-NO! It-it wasn't me, and I won't take another picture of a g-girl's butt e-ver again!

"YOU TAKE PICTURES OF GIRL'S BUTTS? Give me your phone, RIGHT NOW!" He feels like his heart is going to stop beating any second! He pulls out his phone, and she takes it from him and crushes it. It looks like she has some level of super strength too!

She then walks away and with a pleasant, friendly look on her face says, "So, does anyone here have a picture of my butt on their phone?" She sees a few people pulling out their phones, like they are going to maybe mail a picture to someone? That pleasant face changes to a look of death, and she drops her hands to her knees, and then raises them up. A dark cloud forms around her spreading throughout the bar, and then flashes white.

All of the people are aghast! Their phones are just showing a white screen, like they are blank slates!

Then she sees that the robotender has slumped over like he was turned off, and then she sees flashing lights like he is rebooting. "Sorry about that Robotender 3000 X-307."

Then she turns and leaves the bar.

Gladness barges into the Starboard lounge. "GLADDOG! GET YOUR ASS UP AND BACK TO THE SHOP!!" She looks around and sees he isn't here! She shrugs her shoulders and walks to the bar and orders an Ale. Someone asks, "I thought you were the sensible one." She smirks and says, "Dog and I have a rule, only one of us can go nuts at a time." She orders a second ale, and X-307 says "Bzzt click Will you be O*bzzt*K miss?" She replies, "Eh, these Dark powers I have consume a lot of calories, and Ale really hits the spot." She orders two more and then shoots them down. She gets a little disoriented. "Wow, that's some good ale." She beckons for the robotender to come near, She touches his neck and releases some dark energy. "Thatch'z mah healin' p'w'r. Let'ssss seeee if id'll fix yer v-v-voice." Then her forehead drops to the counter.

A moment later GladDog walks in. He sees Gladness half asleep at the counter. He walks up to her. "'Sis, you found some good Ale I see." She flips back and nods her head with a little effort. She says, "I went to get yer azz outta bed, but you wernt theeere." He replies, "You know I like to sleep curled up on that plush rug in the closet." She looks at him blankly, tries to nod and then she passes out.

He picks her up and throws her on his shoulder. Suddenly a bunch of photo flashes go off. 'Dog turns and notices she is wearing a short skirt. Under his breath he says, "I hope she is wearing panties..." And walks out to the waiting cab.

Robotender X-307 is back at work, but a small, almost unnoticeable dark cloud is clinging to his neck area...

(OOC) of course! looking forward to how they work the lore into the game! I bet they are really badass too!

(OOC) OMG why can't a bar like this exist in real life?