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What is the Starboard Lounge for?
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GladDog
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June 19, 2017 - 10:04 am

Dr Glad looks up from his ale, sighs and then says, "Man, where is my psycho ultra-violent sister when I need her?"

He gets on the phone. "Hey, 'Dog, is 'Ness up yet? Tell her that there is a badass robot in the Starboard Lounge she can rip to pieces if she gets here fast enough."

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JestersGhost
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June 19, 2017 - 5:27 am

Ebon waves a hand in the general direction of the robot, and black, writhing tentacles erupt out of the ground around the construct, pinning it in place and tearing off smaller components.

"Look, I helped," she mutters, and goes back to her sandwich.

quantum sufficit

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Eulb
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June 19, 2017 - 12:50 am

After re-entering the Starboard lounge after a quite abrupt exit.... I view that I was beat re-entering the now low bid remolded interior by Dr. Glad
man he is fast ... humm ... noticing a sighing and laughing Harlequnne ( she pulls off both in the same time frame well ) ... but more concerned with Ebon angel consuming a wet sandwich covered with glitter what is that going to taste like... these fellow adventurers are to be desired to team with!

noticing the clean up bots are already starting to advance on the damaged room ... they are not going to process the glitter in there recycling deposit holding drum well ... suddenly a portal opens up on the Port side of the Starboard lounge bulk head ... and a bot that looks like a trash container with a whole lot of electronics installed on the its body steps through and starts to magnetically combining the clean up bots into a bigger entity ... while blasting the newly combined clean-up bots with dark energy ... the assembled attack bot starts looking at the stunned patrons ...
I yell loudly " we better from a team fast ..."

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JestersGhost
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June 15, 2017 - 7:27 pm

Ebon Angel looks down at her now soggy sandwich, over at the still laughing Harlequynne and then around the room at the general chaos.

She sighs.

"Y'all don't have to share a team with her."

Then, with a shrug, she carries on eating the sandwich. "Wasn't very good to start with anyway."

quantum sufficit

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GladDog
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June 15, 2017 - 8:32 am

As the sprinklers go on, Dr Glad shakes his head and slowly walks into the bar using ranged heals on all of the patrons. He sees the Robotender jerking around; apparently he has a crack in his shell and a bit of water is playing havoc with his circuits.

As he notes all of the smoke and damage, he helps a patron of the bar get up and mumbles, "This is just like being at home." Then he settles in at the bar and orders another ale.

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Eulb
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June 15, 2017 - 12:53 am

Glad to meet you Dr. Glad and quite a interesting family you have...... hearing a loud POP i spin around and watch a cloud envelop the whole lounge so thick that I could not even see Dr. Glads hand i was shaking . Holding my breath for what so seems like hours... until the cloud of metallic glitter slowly settles down on as it seems ....ever surface in the entire lounge....... " BEEE..commmmmmme pppatrains .... all isssss underrrrr commmtrolllll and aaaaaaal will beee takennnn" ... is what i here as X307 slumps over the bar still cleaning a glass with it's spinning hand again...as sparks and smoke start coming from its arm and neck connections .... this time it doesn't look like a shut down i say to my self ....

I look at Dr. Glad and urge him to leave the lounge with all haste.... as we are exiting I signal to Penniguin to pack up "toot sweet" the next explosion won't be glitter... the bar is full of VERY high Proof moonshine. I notice that Harlequynne laughing and Axer staring at a Bulletin board and then starts yelling " I'M NOT A ....." that's all i heard as the whole lounge erupts into flame as the pressure wave ejects us out the north entrance flinging us all outside ...i get the thought ..... " wow ... now i know how fire works feel all ...glittery and on fire....

AxerJ
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June 12, 2017 - 7:20 am

Axer shut his eyes and appreciated how snug his oversized trench coat felt after he'd lowered himself into the chest area so his head wasn't visible out of the collar area. He'd done this since childhood, when he first played interactive virtual reality in "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow", that ancient Earth fable his holosuite's desire analyzers had selected to fit his mood that day. Something about being headless really felt great to him.

So Axer had taken to the oft-ridiculed habit of burying his head in a large trench coat whenever he wanted some time alone. This week he'd been trying a large woman's trench coat actually, experimenting with buttons and the fabric texture.. this had provoked his friends into asking all the same old questions he'd gone through with them years ago, when they first found out about his habit.

Axer was comfortably sitting in his soft, women's trench coat, head in the chest area, nothing coming out of the collar, just as he liked it, and was finishing his poster, when, suddenly, a deafening noise filled the Lounge - it sounded like a baby cackling, and then there was a crisp POP. The room filled with gasps and groans of irritation. Axer peeked out between the middle buttons of his coat, and saw the entire room and all the people around him covered in silver shimmery dots of what looked like stars in space. He saw his cheesecake was fully covered in the glitter. A rancid smell had also filled the room. He shook his head, thinking to himself, "Another reason to stay deep inside a coat." He finished the last letter of the poster he was making, gazed at it, and stood up. He didn't know what was going on in there, but he had to leave to catch the Technopede Transport so he could make it home before dark. There had been weird cyborgs on the streets lately at night, looking really spaced out and doing some kind of arms-linked ritual together.. so far they hadn't done anything else, but he didn't want to run into them tonight. He had tried an eye shot of Megalatrex a Novo Universalist had given him on the street earlier that day, and he heard it sometimes could cause crazy hallucinations. He couldn't concern himself with all this crazy shit he was experiencing that may or not may not be actually happening. He marched up to the Lounge's bulletin board, blew off some glitter, and posted his sign - it read, "I AM NOT A DEVASTATOR. WE DEMAND A FAIRER TITLE" - underneath, it had spots for others to sign. The robotender eyed him with clear hostility, and its bottle-opener hook hand became a blur as it spun round in a circle to dry the inside of a tumbler. Axer ran out of the Lounge and down the corridor. He saw a young woman sitting on the ceiling smashing pumpkin pies into her own face. Then he saw some dark tendrils rising out of the ground..

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JestersGhost
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June 7, 2017 - 7:03 am

Harlequynne giggles quietly while a very confused patron gets handed the illusion of her head. Which then explodes in glitter over *everything*.

quantum sufficit

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GladDog
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June 6, 2017 - 6:16 pm

A tall fellow dressed in green walks in, and sees the head being kicked around, shakes his head, and teleports to it. He picks it up and some yellow energy flows from his hands. Any mild bruises on the head disappear. He walks into the bar and hands the head to the headless lady and says, "I believe this is yours."

He then saunters over to the bar and sits, ordering an ale. "My sister says this place has good ale." Robotender 3007 puts an ale in front of the stranger and turns to see that Eulb is staring at him. "Do I know you?" The guy smiles and says, "You must be thinking of my brother. He is a little, er, meatier than me, but we look alike." Eulb looks at the fellow carefully. "You are GladDog's brother?" "Yep, Dr Glad, pleased to meet you."

Penniguin
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June 4, 2017 - 6:28 pm

Penniguin looks up and thinks "Oh!.......a game of kick the head down the corridor?!?.......I'm in!"

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Eulb
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June 4, 2017 - 6:06 pm

With astonishment i look upon, Ebon Angel kicking a severed head down the south entrance to the starboard lounge and wonder ... don't want to make her mad ether ... gee that list is getting longer ... being pointed out by Ebon Angel , Harlequynne's ' real location in the lounge , i spin around and realize that Harlequynne's has illusion and hover powers, i'm so relived. Again i start to wondering... now ...about her heritage on board the Justice... and who she got her powers from.
I reach into my utility belt and take out a small container , i inch round , made of clear crystallized Bismuth, it contains , yesterday's collection of UN-dust, I gathered form my rounds in the portable water treatment facility where i cleaned out those dang ... SRAG's again ... I ponder is this what gives Harlequynne and all of us these powers ... or is it our ancestors ???

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JestersGhost
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June 3, 2017 - 7:33 pm

Harlequynne's disembodied head lands suddenly on Eulb's table, rolls a few times and comes to rest upside-down, on the hat that is somehow still attached.

"Being able to do things like this, really," it says, "Boy, you should see the look on your face!"

Ebon Angel sighs an habitual sigh. "Here, chuck me that thing" she says, pointing at the head. She catches it without the slightest bit of discomfort, walks to the bar door, and punts it down the corridor. From the muffled reverberations it seems it travelled quite a way.

She glances briefly at the collection of shocked, disapproving and confused faces now looking at her, sighs yet again, and points at a corner, where a completely intact Harlequynne is sitting at a table.

On the ceiling.

While drinking tea perfectly normally.

"Seriously, just ignore her. It's easier that way." Ebon says, as she sits back down.

quantum sufficit

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Eulb
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June 3, 2017 - 2:16 am

Staring with a gaping mouth and stone fixed eyes, at Penniguin's needles "I think... what a wonder full weapon and functional too ,just think of the convenience of not having to have to go back to the apartment just to get crafting tools ( knitting needles ) and then having to schlep all the way down to the starboard lounge to tell every one of ones exploits of how one cleared the Nag's and Srag's from the generator room!

Certainly i'm a lucky hero to have such a Smart Woman who put up with my antics. Adding to the my thoughts... Thank you to my ancestors who set out on this ships Adventure so long ago ... I got such a grate life aboard Justice.

Wonder what the other heroes are thankful for ?????

Penniguin
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June 3, 2017 - 1:27 am

Penniguin walks in and orders an iced mocha from X-307. She looks around to see who is in the lounge. Not seeing Gladness, Penniguin wonders what Gladness is up to this morning, kicking some Nagdellian butt? kicking some GladDog butt? Or maybe just sleeping off a bad attitude? She slides into a booth with her mocha and her bag. She motions for Eulb to come and join her. After Eulb sits down, she excitedly pulls out the contents of her bag. It is yarn for her latest knitting project, a double knitted Wonder Woman scarf and a shiny , new pair of unobtainium forged knitting needles! She tells Eulb, "Not only are they great for knitting but they are also deadly! I know because my Wonder Woman scarf will be the second project on my needles. Nagdellians were the first "project" on them!" 😉

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Eulb
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May 30, 2017 - 7:39 pm

picking up my drink I think " wow what my grate grate grandfather did in shipping out on this ship just to see the stars well... "
I set my drink down and look around the lounge and see all the descendants of those heroes that set out on this adventure into space on board the " Justice " how many bad guys have we dispatched and how many more will we in the future ????

is this all its about ?????

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Eulb
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May 24, 2017 - 12:22 am

Coming in the north hatch on the starboard side i head straight to the bar and tell X-307 with a load voice " Drinks on the house " with a pointed finger to the bar robo-tender " but only one per customer ... its been a slow day trying to recover UN-dust from those SRAG's that have been infiltrating the Un-dust centrifugal condenser room under the arch. But I've been seeing GladDog escorting some new heroes around down there and i guess those SRAG's are just afraid he'll call his sister Gladness .. so I think they are just staying away.

It's really good Celebrating GladDog and his new place on of importance aboard the JUSTICE ...??? ... but will he ever fight with us again cleaning out the SRAG's from the sewage processing plant ... or go street sweeping with the likes of just a ordinary hero's again ???

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JestersGhost
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May 8, 2017 - 9:19 am

Ebon Angel simply mutters, "They can't look up your skirt when they're dead".

quantum sufficit

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Eulb
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May 6, 2017 - 7:08 pm

looking at GladDog with disappointment in my eyes... " NO party she sleeping " " aaaaaah man I'm heading back down to the processing plant and kick some SRAG's bolts around " I yell... while Super Speeding out of the Port hatch of the Starboard lounge.

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GladDog
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May 5, 2017 - 8:50 am

Eulb post_id=3283 time=1493960972 user_id=1424 said:

Sitting at the bar I pick up my drink , cup it in both hands ( as it to warm them ) and stare off into space through the observation window in the Starboard side of the starboard lounge ... " Hey flag does Gladness really need us at all ??? " I feel a hand on my shoulder and the sweet voice i've come to enjoy .... say something about a PARTY ... and observe GladDog get smacked by his sister. So I jump up and yell " Party at Glad's " I head toward the north door and .... " will .... someone hit the reset button ... on X-307.... Please.

(OOC) LOL Eulb!

(IC) GladDog says, "Eh, if she expends that much energy, it takes her a couple of days before she is raring to go. Right now she is probably sleeping like a baby, and will be for like 16 hours... So yes, she needs us around, even if she won't admit it."

(OOC) Gladness is based on my first Dark/Dark/Dark Scrapper. She always wore short skirts, and she would jump into a group and I would hit a macro. It would trigger Soul Drain, then she would yell "ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY BUTT?" and then it would trigger Shadow Maul.

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Eulb
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May 5, 2017 - 1:09 am

Sitting at the bar I pick up my drink , cup it in both hands ( as it to warm them ) and stare off into space through the observation window in the Starboard side of the starboard lounge ... " Hey flag does Gladness really need us at all ??? " I feel a hand on my shoulder and the sweet voice i've come to enjoy .... say something about a PARTY ... and observe GladDog get smacked by his sister. So I jump up and yell " Party at Glad's " I head toward the north door and .... " will .... someone hit the reset button ... on X-307.... Please.

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