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Girl friends " if those supper speeder run buy again i'm going to scream ..."
" I know I know it messes with my hair dew too "
2ND friends walking to gether
" you'll never find the post office drop box "
" It may be old fashion but this letter needs no stamp "
NPC sitting on a rug " if they can fly I can too "
NPC dancing on a rug " Come on UP UP and away... "
Female: "Bob! Thanks for coming by to pick me up!"
Male: "Who are you?"
Female: "It's me, Jeff, your roommate!"
Male: "But you're female."
Female: "What?? Oh crap I used the wrong teleporter!"
Sometimes You Feel Like a Tank, Sometimes You Don't
"So how did the date go?"
"Ugh - he kept going on about his cling-ons or something. Like, see a doctor already."
"Ambassador? More like dat-ass-ador, am I right girl?"
"No, I swear. I heard it from my cousin's boyfriend's dog's former owner. The windows are just giant TV screens, and we're still on earth."
"If the polarity needs inverting so darn much, why not wire it round that way in the first place?"
"So, my friend dared to me cross over the bridge...and one of the plants over there bit me. Do you think it's bad my fingers are turning green?"
"Hey it's....super...someone-or-other. Um. I'm sure you've done something fairly impressive recently, anyway. Keep up the good work!"
"Is it a bird? It's a plane?"
"No, it's just one of the sky hologram projectors malfunctioning again."
Um...I need sleep. I'm sure I'll have more later
quantum sufficit
and sometime they were just funny. it was awesome
lets give the devs some ideas.
Sometimes You Feel Like a Tank, Sometimes You Don't
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